Who doesn’t like a good online quiz? Take a leftover from Web 1.0, add a dash of social networking, and it would seem quizzes are the hottest thing online.
Of course, we all complain we’re inundated with Facebook quizzes, but hell, we all take them now and again right? These quizzes help broadcast our personality, provide a sense of voyeurism into our Friend’s lives, and create a distraction from, well, the economy for one. They are also an easy way for brands to create content for Fans (see our last post).
Which brings me to (insert Simpson’s Comic Book Guy voice), the Worst. Quiz. Ever.
Last night kicked off Discovery Channel’s Shark Week 2009, and Emerge designer extraordinaire Josh Webb turned me on to the “What Type of Shark Are You?” quiz, found on the Discovery Website promoting, you guessed it, the ever-popular Shark Week. I hesitate to even share the URL, but to truly get a sense of a quiz so horrific I would rather take the What Mr. Belvidere Character Are You? Quiz (doesn’t really exist) you can check it out at:
http://dsc.discovery.com/sharks/what-kind-of-shark-are-you-quiz.html
Let’s break down this marvel of Web technology:
- The quiz looks like it was designed, and written, by a high school student.
- It asks TEN (yes, 10) completely nonsensical multiple-choice questions about your life, and to prolong the pain, actually provides a “witty” summary after you answer each one, making the time to take this “fun” quiz excruciatingly long.
- The questions are accompanied by some the worst stock photography ever. It looks like they bought a stock photography CD from 1996 and used every photo on it, along with attributing each photo in the quiz to Getty Images. (Did Getty pay for this mention? Were the photos so expensive Discovery had to get Getty to subsidize the project?) C’mon you are THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! How about some really freakin’ cool pictures of sharks or even what they eat? Better yet, how about a few badass videos of a Great White jumping out of the water in between answers? I realize the point is to show pictures that are associated with the questions, but really, do we need to see a picture of a “sensitive guy” when we’re asked about well, whether we’re sensitive? We get it.
- The results make zero sense and I’m pretty convinced it’s flawed. The quiz tries to take your answers and summarize them in the form of whatever shark you happen to be; however, the responses did not match the answers I gave. In fact, Josh, his wife, and myself were all Hammerhead Sharks. This leads me to believe all results are, you guessed it: Hammerhead Sharks.
- You can’t share the results. I can’t post my results to Facebook, invite my friends, or even email them. Yes, the page has the standard “Share” button on it, but this is likely simply because it’s part of Discovery Channel’s sitewide template.
OK, I realize I’m picking on Discovery Channel, but like every other red-blooded American, who doesn’t like Shark Week? For shame. Admittedly, I have no idea when this quiz was created. For all I know, this quiz was created in 1996, by an intern before social sharing existed, and the idea of using good content to help promote your brand—in this case, Shark Week, was commonsense. Maybe they are just repurposing old stuff.
However, the quiz is featured right on the Shark Week homepage, and, like I said, it is…um…Shark Week right now. Summary? Just another fine example of putting up content for the sake of content, and alienating your fans.
If you’re a Star Wars nerd (guilty), what probably came to mind when the phrase “cloud computing” came into public use this past year was an image of Cloud City, the floating metropolis governed by Billy Dee Williams (nee Lando Calrissian) in the The Empire Strikes Back (you know, episode two, er, five, of the series). What could be bad about that?
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